Look Elsewhere! Look Down! And try out a short king like me.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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grimeclown

dark and brooding guy with horrible regrets yells "I HAVE BLOOD ON MY HANDS!" in a moment of vulnerability but theres a cutaway transition where hes at a state fair eating a banana and he throws the peel over his shoulder and the tilt-a-whirl operator slips on it causing him to fall on the controls and shift it into a skull and crossbones setting called OVERDRIVE and the tilt-a-whirl spins so fast it lifts off the ground and carries the people away screaming

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They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore

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There were some excellent responses, so.. part 2

tiedyerainbowpuppy

[ID: Batfamily art of a hypothetical interview. All of the interview panels are labelled with the interviewee’s crime-fighting name.

The first image has four panels.

Panel 1: An unseen interviewer asks Damian, standing slightly in the shadows in his Robin outfit, “So why does Batman keep the lower half of his face covered?” Damian responds “Tsk. So that he does not scare children.”
Panel 2: Tim, wearing the Red Robin uniform, working on his wrist computer and chewing gum, answers “Obviously so he can eat and breath easily on the job.”
Panel 3: Jason in his Red Hood costume says “So the cops know he’s white.”
Panel 4: Dick, entirely sideways, answers “So he can make out with criminals and JL members.”

The fifth image shows Batman in front of the Batcomputer, the interviews playing. Batman is turned around and glaring at where the back of Jason and Dick’s heads are just visible in the frame. Dick is saying “aha” and Jason “lmao.”

Image six shows Duke answering, his dialogue the screenshot of a tumblr note from thebookofkells  saying “#so his children can see his disappointed frown.”

Image seven shows Barbara answering, his dialogue from guardianrex, saying “These are all correct, but also so that HOH and deaf people can read his lips.

Image eight, dialogue from jadenite, has Steph saying “so people can see he DOESN’T have vampire fangs.”

Image nine, dialogue from littlemissonewhoisall, has Cass (her costume covering her mouth, as is canon), saying “because it’s my brand.”

The last image has these batfamily members all standing above Bruce, who’s slumped in his chair saying “I trusted you four.” End of ID]